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Weekend Movie Guide
Here’s a little flowchart to help you decide what movie to see this weekend (updated because Jens reminded me that Primer exists). Please consider clicking on one of these tastefully unobtrusive...
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The Unsuccessful Undead: Four Animal-Themed Horror Movies You’ll Never See
Thanks to everyone who commented on the “vampire bees” post; some of the stories about zombie bees and similar creatures inspired this list of hypothetical horror movies. 1. Jaws 5: Night of the Wolf...
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Should You See Contagion? This Flowchart Will Help You Decide
Here’s a handy flowchart to help you decide whether or not to go see Contagion. One tip: if you see this movie with a group of people, one of whom is very germophobic, and the rest of you have a...
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We Have Nothing to Fear But Fear Itself. And, Of Course, Zombies.
Warning: this post contains many run-on sentences. Proceed with caution. I once watched the movie 28 Days Later right before going to bed. This was a mistake; watching a bunch of fast-moving...
View ArticleOffice Supplies: The Movie
You’re at the office, and you want to clip some papers together, but there are no paper clips in your desk drawer. So you go to the supply cabinet, and there are no paper clips there either. As you...
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